The meanest Girl In Town She'll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a kid She'll cry to you and lie to you, she'll do 'most anything She'll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know You'll be telling her you're sorry because she hurt you so I said she's evil the most evil girl I've found There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town She'll invite you over to ...