The Bullfighter Was A Lady Pedro the bull was a killer King of the bullfighter ringer He'd wipe up the floor with each brave matador And have matador stew for his dinner He heard the crowd shouting 'Ol'' But he met his master that day The bullfighter was a lady And it was true love at first sight Her red cape was waving but Pedro was shaking - or shaving? - He wanted to date her that night Ol' Pedro the bul ...