He's Your Uncle, Not Your Dad He's your uncle not your dad, he's the best friend you ever had So come on dig, dig, dig in until it hurts Just remember Pearl Harbor - The Alamos and nothing could be worse - He's your favorite relative and he needs a lot to live So just bring, bring, bring everything until you bleed - And he'll send back what he don't need - If your not in form ten-forty's your salvation By d ...